Our shop can be for the birds, literally!
We have lots customers who come into our store, but at times they let us know about a problem they have:
They go around the store several times but they don't know if they've seen everything there is to see!
For those about to shop, we offer this advice passed on from scores of our, shall we say, more "seasoned" shoppers:
You have to go around at least twice and follow these instructions--
The first time walk the floor clockwise, the next time walk it counter-clockwise!
The first time look only at things from your neck down, the second time look UP!!!
(You'd be surprised at what you might find up there!)
Or way down low!
Hey--whudder you looking at?!?!